New device for jelqing and curvature correction...

Can you guys take a look at this and tell me what you think? I tried to come up with a device that would make jelqing a little easier on the hands, and hopefully more effective (if only by lowering the fatigue factor). I know it looks silly, and I'm a little embarassed to share it, as this is my first post, but what the hell. It's pretty self-explanatory, but I'll explain anyway. Your unit, of course would be semi-erect, well-lubed, and put into the circle in the center of the device (up to the base of your penis). You could then use both hands to twist the unit (BTW: I was thinking about putting bicycle grips on it...I know it sounds dumb, but I think it would be comfortable) backwards or forwards about 15 degrees (may want to do a kegel first to engorge the unit with blood), and slowly push the device away from the base of your penis (you could also lay on your back with your unit pointed in the direction of your navel, and pull the device toward your chest). I feel rediculous for proposing such a thing, but thought it might help some of us out, especially those of us with a curved shaft, as we could twist the device in the opposite direction of the curve. I haven't yet decided upon the materials I will use to make the device, because I wanted to see if you guys thought it was a good idea or not first. All input is welcome, in fact, encouraged. Don't be shy. If you think I'm a dumbass, tell me so. Improvements on design, do you think it will work, anything... BTW: if it looks like it might be a useful device, I will make some schematics for it and post them. I encourage modifications on my crude design. Hope to hear from you guys. Also: This device does not resemble any that I currently know of on the market, but if I've borrowed from anyone unknowingly, I apologize.

http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/andrewfaulkner/bpe.jpg

[Big10]

Try it out and let us know what happens!

it would have to have a tightening mechanismfor the down stroke and a release for the up stroke then you ll have something!

Rotating it towards or away from your body by about 15 degrees should have the same effect...kind of like twisting the throttle on a motorcycle. Start at the base of your unit, twist about 15 degrees(like a throttle), push device towards the end of your penis. Relax the twisting motion as you slide back down the shaft for another stroke. Repeat... What do you guys think?

sounds great id like to try it !

[Sizemeister]

What an unusual idea. I don't know if it would work or not, but keep the ideas coming! Experiments and fresh ideas have proven quite valuable in the past. Let us know how it goes if you try it.

Size

Interesting idea I wish you luck.
I myself have been toying with the idea of a fully automated jelqing machine based on a rotating coil that will tighten from the base up then release from the top down. I'll let u know if I get anywhere.

Later,
Billy

I think it will be quite effective. Didn't get much feedback. I guess I'm going to make one, give it a shot, and get back to you guys to let you know how it works. Thanks to those that took a look!

[Dingo698]

Hey! Not bad, now all you need is a set of brakes attached to the handle bars for that extra tight grip eh?
lol.

A set of hand brakes, handlebar tassels, and a handlebar-mounted bicycle bell will all be included in the XE model... :-)

[Big10]

But it would activate a squeeze collar in the ring!
You would let off for the return stroke!
GREAT IDEA!!!

[titanium30]

You need a doughnut shaped rubber ring that is hollow, surrounded by a steel ring / cylinder and fits around your tool. Filled with fluid it could be connected to a hose connecting it to a bulb on the handle. When you sqeeze the bulb on the pull stroke it expands inward to grip, when you release your grip it would let off and allow you to slide it back down the shaft. You could even have a thin steel rod that runs down the length of your shaft to guide it back and forth, end of rod attached to the head to keep it held outward on the return stoke. Rods could be straight or curved to correct curvature.

titanium