View Full Version : Prenentation: The fine art of packaging your wares
We spend all this time trying to grow an extra inch or so. And deep inside, many of us would like to give at least a hint that we have something to be proud of. Bodybuilders make sure that their biceps show. Women wear "wonderbras" to advertise what lies underneath. So why shouldn't we want to be tastefully exhibitionistic too? I have learned the following about packaging:
1. You present the smallest package when you wear briefs and pack it straight between your legs or to the left. The fly of a man's pants is thicker to the left. The extra layers of cloth on the fly are distributed to the left because most men tuck their friend to the left. The extra folds of fabric more effectively hide our male contours. And briefs compress our penises, squeezing out some blood and making them smaller while flacid.
2. Boxers and wearing Spike to the left gives a bit more show than with briefs.
3. Boxers and tucking Spike to the right creates a more obvious presence. Especially if the crotch of the pants rides high, pushing penis and testicles down the right leg. More blood in the penis and fewer folds of fabric are the reason.
4. Wearing briefs or boxer-briefs and tucking him down the right leg gives the "fullest" impression of all. BUT only if you allow your penis to protrude through the opening in your briefs. The opening of the briefs gently encircles the base of the penis, acting a bit like a cock-ring, and causing the penis to have a greater flacid size. This is especially true when you pull it out to urinate. It gives you a nice handfull while at the public urinal.
5. If you often pull out and up on the lower part of your fly and tuck in and down along the upper part of the fly before you are seated, you can train your trousers to create a nice bulge right where you want it. And it will retain that bulge standing or sitting.
Any ideas on creative packaging?
Good thinking 7 UP! I brought up the discussion of boxer vs. briefs some time ago and glad to hear your opinions. Sounds like I'll have to start dressing myself a little differently. Still wearing briefs and not sure I like the idea of sticking my dick through the opening, so I may switch to boxers. I will give it a try though. Thanks again. If I can think of any additions, I'll get back to you.
Dance
06-08-2001, 12:27 PM
Well I will have to try the trouser bending thing. If you are going to put the penis through the opening then you might as well put the testicles out as well. That way the testicles push the penis forward and make it look much thicker. I do that but find it is uncomfortable for very long. I guess you could actually cut the opening more so it is not soo tight. And if you really want to get creative you can cut the pocket in your pants open so you can stick you hand down there and get it ready real quick if you see a hot chick and want to show it off.
Dance
Guiri
06-08-2001, 02:48 PM
Interesting observation.
I've only been PEing a month, but have good flaccid gains. I now feel my cock in my pants while I walk, for example. And have been conciously placing it in my boxer-briefs (is there a name for boxers which "hug" the body? I do not live in an English speaking country). However I think I am still a little too self-concious to make my cock visible in everyday situations. Too many years with a hang-up I suppose.
Must say I do like the idea...and it's to the right from now on!
You're right about hanging to the right. I discovered that a few weeks ago. The difference is very noticeable. I never wear briefs; they seem to make my guy shrivel up when he's released. I notice he looks much more noticeable when I go without underwear completely. I have gotten a few looks from crotch watching chicks lately and I have to admit that I like it!!!!
Stillwantmore22
06-08-2001, 06:06 PM
I wear boxer briefs and they hold my "package" together nicely. I've always tucked to the right. Probably why I point a little to the right when flaccid and erect. Anyway yea since I've been doing PE I have noticed a difference in the way I show as well. I average 5.5" soft 4.5 ish when cold. I get a glance every now and then. I dont really go all out to make it show but, I do make sure its' tucked comfortably. Cant stand sitting on my nuts/penis so when I get in my car I make sure I do a quick adjustment. Oh, I also tuck in my shirts....used to leave em untucked when I was younger because it was the style or whatever but, I've seen the light.
WillB7
06-08-2001, 07:21 PM
I bow in respect to the scientific work you did on the subject, 7UP.
Never occured to me that "packaging" IS a fine art.
THANK YOU FOR TKE TIPS, you made my day!
willB8
Allright, allright, I read this post earlier today and went out to run some errands with the guy out of the hole in my boxers and to the right. Sure enough, it was noticed! I am on the bigger side at 7x5.8, but I guess I fit into the grower category so it's not looking massive in my pants, but it was certainly there for everyone to see. Who noticed it? A couple of gay guys, who harassed me to the point where I tucked it back to the left. If only it was as easy to impress women as it is to impress gay dudes. In my opinion, the ladies can get to see it right before they get to use it.
PEace
Ok but i see a problom, i wear boxers and usually just put my dick and balls outside of the little slit thing to make an appearance, BUT--then people think i'm hard! And that really pisses me off, their like "are you getting excited or something??" and i just sit there like "damn it."
bigblackstick
06-10-2001, 06:40 AM
if you ask me: freeball
for the past 2 years i've gone w/o undies and its much better. and much more comfortable. if you think about it underwaear is an unncessary item as long as you're clean. At first you'll probably think i could never do that, like i did till my friend turned me on to it. Now, it's the only way to go. Oh, and the ladies love it. The goods are on display for all the women to notice and they do. watch their eyes for the quick crotch check.
is the way to go. Letting it all hang naturally feels good and the glances from women is an added plus.
WillB7
06-13-2001, 07:52 PM
This is something I learned from watching Ballet/Opera:
Noticed how the dancers who wear white tights present a bigger "package" then the ones wearing black pants?
It's because the black fabric absorbes the light , while the white fabric reflects back most of it, resulting in a more "detailed" picture.
So if you really want to show off your goods, do all the tricks that Dance so tallently presented, PLUS choose to wear the lightest colored pants (preferablly white) in your warderobe.
It makes a significant difference!
Any comments on this idea?
will
Sizemeister
06-14-2001, 07:03 PM
Maybe that's why my gf likes my khakis so much...
Size
I have not actively worked on presentation but do know I have a definite bulge when standing unless wearing extremely loss pants. I haven't caught any crotch watchers but think I've had a couple. Wear jockey shorts most of time so package rides a little higher. If clothes or a least bit snug bulge becomes very prominent when sitting. Here is a little incident from last week:
Storm coming thru will edit and finish this later - storm finally past so can finish now.
Last week wife and I had company, a single female friend. I was wear my normal work shorts, had been working out side, but on this occasion I was wear silk boxers underneath. I was sitting on the edge of the proch and was aware I had my normal bulge and suspected I was getting a few eye shots. Notice the girl kept walking into the yard instead of staying on the porch with my wife. During a brief discret moment I did a visual check of the bulge to discover I had a loose leg opening so did a manual check with hand finding the head of my penis right at the edge of the opening. I think the girl got a few unintentional free shots. I didn't mind. lol
Moral of story: Wear shorts and boxer more often.
dino775
06-15-2001, 03:58 PM
Hey Guys
Caught this hot spanish girl that works at the 7-11 checking my package out a couple of times so yesterday I gave it a few
rubs before pulling into the lot also I had my favorite jeans on
that make me look big already she had a big smile on her face
when she saw me and so did the gay dude that works there.
Dino
Guiri
06-15-2001, 05:23 PM
And which one are u after?
oh god, the girl i hope man..
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