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12-05-2002, 10:02 AM
http://www****thlessreviews.com/asktawp1.html
Out here in Los Angeles, Pornogrpahers are a dime a dozen. However, there are only two in the entire industry with college degrees. We've got one of them. Send The Award Winning Pornographer a question. He'll answer it.
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Dear TAWP,
I just want to say I'm a big fan of yours. I have a pretty big dick and I was wondering if you could get me into porn.
Sincerely Charlie "Hunglow" in Cincinati
Dear Charlie,
If your dick was really that big it would be no problem to get into porn. Where do you start measuring? From three feet inside your colon? Take the tape measure out of your ass and try measuring from the top of your cock out to the head. If the final number is less than ten inches, proceed directly to any adult video store and purchase yourself a John Holmes Penis Pump. I'm aware of the Draconian sex laws on the books in Cincinnati (Larry Flynt is a personal friend of mine) so you might have to drive up to Columbus or Cleveland to get your pump.
If however, the number of inches is more than ten, report directly to Van Nuys, California. Any bus stop or needle exchange - I will find you. No experience is necessary. By the way, if you have a sister, you should bring naked pictures of her with you. All the best,
TAWP.
Dear TAWP,
I want to know, who has the biggest dick in porn?
Larry in Pittsburgh.
Dear Larry,
That's sort of a gay question Larry, but here goes. Mandingo is about fifteen inches. After that it's Jack Napier at about thirteen, then Lexington Steele at just over twelve. Ron Jeremy is pretty hung for a white guy when he is all the way hard. John Holmes was the king at about 13 inches. Jonny from Ruthless, tops them all by measuring 8 inches around and securing his place as the Biggest Dicked Jew in the history of mankind. They call him "soup can." Just don't bend over in front of him. I warned you.
TAWP.
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( you can check the whole interview at http://www****thlessreviews.com/asktawp1.html)
Thank God I just read the entire famous 10 pages long DLD thread, I must admit that I almost believed on that scumbag. (and oh yes, he has a dregree in porn, lol)
Out here in Los Angeles, Pornogrpahers are a dime a dozen. However, there are only two in the entire industry with college degrees. We've got one of them. Send The Award Winning Pornographer a question. He'll answer it.
To send a question or comment to TAWP, click here: thepornographer@ruthlessreviews.com
To see the latest Ask TAWP Advice, click here
Dear TAWP,
I just want to say I'm a big fan of yours. I have a pretty big dick and I was wondering if you could get me into porn.
Sincerely Charlie "Hunglow" in Cincinati
Dear Charlie,
If your dick was really that big it would be no problem to get into porn. Where do you start measuring? From three feet inside your colon? Take the tape measure out of your ass and try measuring from the top of your cock out to the head. If the final number is less than ten inches, proceed directly to any adult video store and purchase yourself a John Holmes Penis Pump. I'm aware of the Draconian sex laws on the books in Cincinnati (Larry Flynt is a personal friend of mine) so you might have to drive up to Columbus or Cleveland to get your pump.
If however, the number of inches is more than ten, report directly to Van Nuys, California. Any bus stop or needle exchange - I will find you. No experience is necessary. By the way, if you have a sister, you should bring naked pictures of her with you. All the best,
TAWP.
Dear TAWP,
I want to know, who has the biggest dick in porn?
Larry in Pittsburgh.
Dear Larry,
That's sort of a gay question Larry, but here goes. Mandingo is about fifteen inches. After that it's Jack Napier at about thirteen, then Lexington Steele at just over twelve. Ron Jeremy is pretty hung for a white guy when he is all the way hard. John Holmes was the king at about 13 inches. Jonny from Ruthless, tops them all by measuring 8 inches around and securing his place as the Biggest Dicked Jew in the history of mankind. They call him "soup can." Just don't bend over in front of him. I warned you.
TAWP.
------------------------------------------------------------------
( you can check the whole interview at http://www****thlessreviews.com/asktawp1.html)
Thank God I just read the entire famous 10 pages long DLD thread, I must admit that I almost believed on that scumbag. (and oh yes, he has a dregree in porn, lol)