View Full Version : Amazing discovery...
HughJorgan9
12-13-2002, 02:13 PM
I ordered some posters for my daughters for Christmas...they came is a standard tube that posters are shipped in...well, the thing looked freaking huge, and like most dude's, I immediately compared...I could not put my fingers around it, and I have size x-large hands...my fingers barely touched...I took out my trusty measuring tape and couldn't believe what it measured...a hair under 7"...I was shocked...this has given me a whole new perspective on girth...I think since the penis "gives" when you grab it, and the poster tube didn't, just makes it seem monsterous...I can't believe my dick is almost that big around...I can't imagine something that big around coming at me...my poor wife...and here I am doing DLD bends for more girth? ...
HJ
nitro
12-13-2002, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by HughJorgan9
and here I am doing DLD bends for more girth? ...
HJ
Hell yea !! Thats the spirit !
mcstrate
12-14-2002, 06:56 PM
perspective is one thing i think a lot of us on this board are missing. i recently had the treat of meating an old classmate of mine. she was always very short in school, and hasn't grown much since then. she recognised me from across the bar and came over to talk. talk turned to a drink and so forth.
anyway, i'm over six feet tall, she is barely 5. my dick seemed huuuge in her hand, never had a chance to wrap her hand around me. she got on her knees and i let my dick flop over here whole face. from my balls on her chin to my head on her forehead.
it looked like a porn shoot.
when she laid down, i took her foot and held it next to my dick. man it was dead even. i was so pumped up by this, i began to throb with each heartbeat.
HughJorgan9
12-15-2002, 07:25 AM
mcstrate, damn, you get right to the point, don't you...you went from talking and having drinks to your dick in her hand...I like your style, man...Also, did you mean to type "meating" an old classmate?...it sounds like you did "meat" her...flopping your big ol shlong on her face...that's great...I will say this, I've been with hundred's of women in my time, but I' ve NEVER measured a woman's foot with my dick...ROTFLMFAO...
did you just flop your dick on her face and measure her foot or was there some fucking and sucking going on?...did it fit and did she whince in pain?...tell us, man, tell us...
remember, this is for research...
HJ
dino775
12-15-2002, 02:12 PM
HJ
Good to see your alive my friend!!
dino
doublelongdaddy
12-16-2002, 07:33 AM
The RedBull Can has always been my motivation.
HughJorgan9
12-16-2002, 07:36 AM
Dino, what's up, my man...how's your PE going?...I've just been very busy over the past year or so and have PE'ed only for maintenance, mostly jelqs...haven't lost any gains, I've just solidified them...the other day I was sick at home, hit "favorites", saw the forum and the rest is history...I guess you could say I got the bug again...
one thing is interesting to me...I've been PE'ing off and on for many years...I PE'ed before I knew there was thing such as PE...I remember before a "good" date, I would dry jelq until I got serious girth...did this in college in the 80's...I remember girls commenting how I made their jaw (as well as their hole) sore :) ...I had no idea the results could be permanent...and now, I find that DLD has been doing bends and getting great results...I've done bends before, but like jelqs before, had no idea I could get permanent results from them...I've decided to quit jelqing, takes too long...and do an entire DLD Bend only program...just want to see if I can find an exercise that will make me an "easy" gainer...I believe everyone has one exercise that works really well for them...stretches have worked for me, but not to the extreme, and jelqs have the same...I want to find that one that works wonders for me...9x7??? 10x8??? I may never stop if I find the one...
BTW...I'm still married, but the wife and I have calmed our sex life down a tad...had one too many threesomes, if you know what I mean...and I got caught, once too often...kinda like Tony Saporano...
luvdadus
12-16-2002, 08:59 AM
Like others that have posted similar experiences, I guess I'll relate mine. It happend just 3 or 4 days ago. I was passing by a countertop in my kitchen and standing up on it was a flashlight. Not a big heavy duty one like the police use, a mid sized blue plastic one that the wife might use when the electricity fails. I looked at it and thought, "now that would be a perfect size for my piece." I dismissed the thought, drank a little coffee but when I passed it again later was overcome with curiosity and pulled out a ruler. It was 7.25" in length (1/2" shorter than my best bpel). Well needless to say I felt quite impressed with myself for a few minutes but finally decided that it would be a perfect non bone pressed measurement for me (well another inch to go!!). The girth by the way I didn't measure but I knew from the way my hand wrapped it I was bigger already in girth.
VRMan
12-16-2002, 12:32 PM
Man... and I thought I was the only one comparing everyday objects to my dick... makes me feel like a weirdo everytime...Good to hear I am not alone.
Hairspray cans are the ultimate goal for me. They are almost too big. As a plus, you often get to see them being held by various female hands -- in the grocery store (at the checkout), or by the girl friend fixing her hair... I even can't wrap my hands around it, and I have BIG hands.
mcstrate
12-16-2002, 04:59 PM
meeting, yes, i thought i had typed that but i didn't proofread the post. i guess i shouldn't hold that against anyone else.
i enjoyed the woman very much. i have found that if you can tease the women during foreplay, you see that less is actually more. i gave her a very slow screwing, almost so slow as to be painfull to me.i just kept thinking
" man, she's gonna call all her old girlfriends from school and relay every nasty detail. i can't wait for the next class reunion."
we pretty much did the whole menu except i didn't think she could handle anal. the highlight was when she sloppily licked my nuts, she tried and tried and tried to fit them in her mouth. she almost looked looked like a pig with an apple in its mouth.
bigbutnottoo
12-17-2002, 03:55 AM
well, I got a Supersize Value meal the other day. For some reason the cup looked really big. Of course width wise it is probaby bigger than most arms, but I meant length wise.
So I pulled down my pants and pressed the empty cup against my unit. I was surprised to find that I was a whole head longer than that cup. In other words, my shaft alone is as long as the cup. Then I put it on the counter.
Also for comparison perpective I leave an upright paper towel roll on my counter. It is about 11". whenever anyone claims 10,11,12" or more, I just look at that towell roll and know its probably BS.
dino775
01-06-2003, 07:49 AM
HJ9
I also have not had much time of late, it's been a tuff year. I made it past my goal and I'm still looking for more. I'm at 8x6.5 I would like 9x7 but I'm happy with my size and I'm not as driven as I once was. Still do the HJ jelq squeezes.
Dino
doublelongdaddy
01-06-2003, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by bigbutnottoo
for comparison perpective I leave an upright paper towel roll on my counter. It is about 11". whenever anyone claims 10,11,12" or more, I just look at that towell roll and know its probably BS.
The Paper Towel Roll Still Haunts Me...I think it is the single reason I cannot cement 11" I have measured past this but when the thought of the fucking paper towel roll comes into my head I loose it. Right when I walk out of my bathroom and upright roll is there to greet me, taunt me, I think we should protest and have the us standard paper towel roll be 5"!
Stillwantmore22
08-16-2003, 07:22 AM
I dont have any household objects that "haunt" me but, I have found that an 'extra value' (9oz for the price of 7oz can or something like that) sized can of Edge Gel Shaving cream is about the size I would like to be NBP and girth wise. They measure something like (with cap on) 9.5x6.75 or so.
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