anyone got any good drinking stories?

[SirJelqAlot]

if so post them please.

one of mine is which was not so funny at the time and could've really gone horribly wrong, but when looking back i laugh.

when i was 16 i went to one of my friends house for one of my first house parties (house party is code for getting bladdered as soon as possible), anyway we'd all had a bit to drink and some of us had smoked some pot and then the person whose party it was (we'll call him liam) brought out his grandads shotgun and went into the field next to his house and pretended to shoot himself we of course being drunk were very scared and didnt realise it was a prank until he got up, and we laughed, then he pointed the gun at us, we shat ourselves and ran into his house, he then came in laughing, we told him he was a prick then found it funny. ah memories.

SJA

[luvdadus]

It's a good thing this guy didn't hang with my crowd. If he didn't actually kill himself, he likely would have died from the beating he would have recieved.

[SirJelqAlot]

Originally posted by luvdadus
It's a good thing this guy didn't hang with my crowd. If he didn't actually kill himself, he likely would have died from the beating he would have recieved.

yeah, we all said it was a bit of a stupid joke, but, oh well, it seemed funny later on, after more alchohol.

SJA

[RB]

Drunk or not, I never find someone pointing a gun at me funny. They better shoot me, or prepare for a beating...

[SirJelqAlot]

sorta regreting posting this now....

[luvdadus]

maybe we got no guys that have interesting drinking stories. Anybody...?

[RB]

I have two that come to mind, one involves waking up in a grain truck then a church, the other running 5 miles home naked in the dead of night...

No time to go into details at the moment... :)

[SirJelqAlot]

Originally posted by RB
I have two that come to mind, one involves waking up in a grain truck then a church, the other running 5 miles home naked in the dead of night...

No time to go into details at the moment... :)

man i cant wait til i hear those.

SJA

p.s. anyone here ever heard of a drinking game called freckles? if not il exaplain.

[luvdadus]

please do explain.

[Insane_man]

As a young guy, I'm still accumulating such stories. I have many already though, some of which involve running from police, hiding from police, my friend setting himself on fire and police pointing their guns at me while they cuff my buddies (they eventually let us go).

The most recent of these stories happened over my January break; two of my friends and I got together on a Monday night and consequently purchased two 15 packs of MGD. When we couldn't think of anything to do, we decided to go to see a movie. We took the beer into the theatre and made oursleves at home. About an hour into the movie, some guy from a few rows ahead came back and said to us "Look you guys are really pissing me off, swearing, burping, rolling cans down the aisle. Just keep it down,". Well it could have ended there, but as the guy started to walk back to his seat, my buddy yelled to him "Fuck you you fucking pussy!" Well, needless to say the guy started to walk back towards us, and noticing a can at his feet, picked it up and examined it "This is Beer!" he said, to which my loud-mouth friend replied with a straight face "No it isn't, it's Orange Crush! I bought it at Safeway!" To this, the guy replies "You aren't allowed to drink in here" and then my friend said "What are you, a cop?" "As a matter of fact I am" replied the guy "You guys are out of here in two minutes!" My friend quipped "Your ass is gone in two seconds!"

At this point, the cop left the theatre, presumably to alert the management. However, we didn't stay to find out for sure.

[SirJelqAlot]

sorry about taking my time to reply luvadus, so, freckles...

ok heres how it goes (do not read on if you have a weak stomach). a group of people are at bar, sitting around a table, one person stands on the table and takes a shit in the middle (it gets worse), everyone puts their face on the table around the edge, something heavy is dropped on the shit and it explodes, the person with the least "freckles" on their face afterwards buys the drinks for everyone playing. bet you wish you hadnt read that now.

SJA

[Insane_man]

^^^^^^^
That's sick, but at least I heard it so that if anyone asks, I can say "NO!"

[SirJelqAlot]

just for the record, i have never played this game, but i know someone who has. i never looked at him the same after he told me.

SJA

[Gandolf]

This happened a few months ago, I was 18 at the time. I'm pretty cool with my older brother's friends and one in particular who was 21 always promised me he'd take me drinking or to a party or something since he goes to one of those crazy schools thats known for that kind of thing. So I go with him and a bunch of his friends to a club and he purposely gets me drunk. Real drunk. I barely even remember the night but after a while he realized he'd gone too far, but I was out of it and still proceeded to take other peoples' drunks and stuff. Keep in mind that I knew 2 out of the 15 or so people I was with and the majority of them were hot girls. I proceeded to practically try and force myself on them, grabbing asses, tits, ect...and there was one in particular that I was after. At one point I proceeded to pass out ON TOP OF THE BAR. My friend dragged me out of the club before they called teh police. I went back to the dorm with them in a cab, puked in the bathroom, and they left me there to sleep on the floor, thinking I was done for the night. About 2 hours later I woke up, stripped down to my boxers, entered a room where that one girl was sleeping and tried to get in bed with her. And, it turns out that this girl was MARRIED. What a night. Needless to say, I haven't been invited back since : )