Caffeine is brutal on flacid hang/erections

[Titan]

at least for me it is. I recently started a third shift 10pm to 7 am job. Of course to get through the long nights I have a few caffeinated bevarges. I havent had caffeine in large quantities in a long while. Needless to say I was shocked when I went to the restroom on break the last couple nights. Total shrivelage.

Im the kind of guy who usually drinks a ton of water and avoids soda and coffee because I always heard that caffeine constricts blood vessels and therefore ya man down below. Now I definately believe it. I usually hang pretty low and thick all day..but since my caffeine intake has increased it looks very small and shriveled.

Of course Im gettin off the caffeine immediately. Im just gonna have to get extra sleep or something.

[RB]

I agree, 100%. I walked through our office yesterday, a freshly brewed pot's aroma wafted by my nose, I had to really fight the urge to grab a cup, but my pe willpower won out.

The stuff is pure evil on my dick size...

[Insane_man]

You said that you haven't had caffeine in in large quantities in a while, that may have something to do with it.

I only drink caffeine on weekends, and I haven't really noticed any ill effects. I will sometimes need a Rockstar energy drink to get going on Saturday morning, that has somewhere around 200mg of caffeine in it, plus a few cokes throughout the day (35mg a pop).

[twatteaser]

Just the smell of coffee can give me a shit attack. Before I found out I had colitis I drank a pot of Hazelnut Coffee (Flavored Colon Claener) while working in NYC. Good God, I had such a shit attack that I pooed on the side of the Staten Island Expressway before the Verrazano Bridge.

Just be careful! One never knows when they will develop colitis. Always at an inappropiate time too!

[realpuffus]

I wonder if the higher consumption of caffein (more sodas, coffee, energy drinks etc) have something to do with the average penis now reporting smaller than once thought? If it effects flaccid, it would seem it could effect erect size also.

puff

[SirJelqAlot]

im personally not a big coffee drinker, im more of a tea man, but i must confess to drinking canned drinks most days, especaially on weekends, where (no joke) i drink about 3 pints of coke. only just thought about it, maybe i should start drinking water. its just i work in a cafe, and we get free drinks so if im thirsty, a pint of coke is what il have.

ill try to cut down if itll help pe.

SJA

[doublelongdaddy]

I drink alot of much soda and coffee, I never noticed this happening. Maybe I should see what happens if I stop.

[realpuffus]

Originally posted by SirJelqAlot

ill try to cut down if itll help pe.

SJA

It will certainly help you not to have to pee! :)

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
I drink alot of much soda and coffee, I never noticed this happening. Maybe I should see what happens if I stop.


It's probably a general rule, and some peoples genetics are as such that it doesn't effect them. I personnally don't drink sodas at all. They really are worthless nutritionally and a waste of money. Not to mention that if most people would simply replace water where they do soda, they would be doing themselves a great deal of healthy service. I do coffee, but not alot, maybe 3-4 times a week. I also make a point to drink twice as much water on days I drink coffee.

puff

[Degarmo]

I drink 6 - 10 cups of coffee every morning. I have never experianced any ill affects on my prick because of it? I once took some adderall (A.D.D. medicine) once, that stuff made it shrivil up and hide! lol

[luvdadus]

I agree that stimulants such as amphetamines (adderal) or decongestants are much more potent in terms of inducing the hamster dick syndrome. I think caffiene depends more on how sensitive the individual is and how big the dose. i get minimal shrinkage if I keep it down to 3 cups or less. But quite noticable shrinkage at 5+ cups.

[mayhem]

The worst thing on the penis is coke(illegal kind). Swear to god it makes the flacid size get cut in half then some.


I treid it once at a party when i was young and quite the risk taker. Later that night i had a chance to get laid which doesnt happen too much and when it came time to get the night train started i was scared shitless because my flaccid made me appear to be 5 inches top! Luckily things evened out quickly and i attained my average erect state.


Dont do coke, but i'm sure most people here are smart enough to stay away from it anyways.

[regularwhiteguy]

I drink approx ONE POT of coffee a day from Monday - Friday of every week and usually have 3 to 4 cups on the weekend... I've been drinking it for so long I wonder if I would be bigger if I quit it for a month or so? Might also be the reason my gains come along so very slow.

[nelsondogg]

Well back in the day I experimented with speed, and let me tell you that is the ultimate dick shriveler. In fact, for a few hours after doing the crap I couldn't even get a hard on, but after that I would be like a freaking flagpole, able to go for hours. I'm glad those days are long behind me.

[Bigger Daddy Shinryuu]

Hmm, I drink like 6 cups a day.. Wonder if my erections would benifit from me cutting down on the caffeine. It's just that last time I tried to quit coffee, I got weird headaches and got really depressed... Maybe it was going from six cups to zero immediately that did it. Hmm..

[against_all_odds21]

I used to never drink soda and now I do. I can honestly say there def is an affect on size. Not a really big one, but enough to notice.

And I can't give up my Dew so I just deal. :)

[Sizemeister]

I drink almost no caffeine now, and there is a noticable difference.

[Bigger Daddy Shinryuu]

My stomach is quite fucked up at the moment.. with the stress of having no job and all.. and caffeine isn't helping I'm sure. I've heard that quitting coffee is even harder than quitting smoking. At least according to my father. :-D (he has quit smoking, but finds it very hard to live without coffee)

[against_all_odds21]

From people I've watched, I don't think anything is more addictive than diet Mountain Dew.

[koknballz]

These stimulants always facinated me as far as correlations with shrinkage and consumption. Too much of a stimulant can cause one to tense up, affecting skeletal muscle, as well as the smooth muscle of the penis. When this happens, blood flow is restricted and you get a cold small dick. Some people aren't affected at all by this, however, and i think that is tolerance/genetics. For example, some people are more vascular/veiny than others. I seem to be super sensative to shrinkage and that lowers my confidence level so i began to take horny goat weed. Apparently i am sensative to this as well, and i get a nice flaccid hang for several hours. Lots of people, however, don't respond to the hgw. Someone should just do a damn study on this stuff.

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