Which Would You Rather Have?

[Thorne]

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[fitdude]

Sorry, but none of the above. Thanks for asking, though.

[Thorne]

That's cool.
I guess you have a vagina.

Thanks for not voting.

[fitdude]

No! Wanted to check length and girth and strong erections. That's what I've got! So...I prefer what I've got. That's all.

[Thorne]

I guess I should mention for anyone who thinks I'm being an ass or mocking PE by posting this poll, I'm not.

This is just a joke poll...kind of an 'other side of the spectrum' thing.

I got to thinking about these "choices" after the other 'Which would you rather have' poll on here and when I was introduced to this weird game called Zobmondo where you have to choose between 2 really gross things - neither of which you want to pick, but for the game's sake you have to pick one.

This is just in the name of fun.
Weird fun, but fun.

So I know none of these choices are particularly good, but if you HAD to choose and could only pick one, which one would it be?

I picked the 2 drops of cum but always have a raging hard-on...that seemed to be the less terrible to me.

Anyway, hope no one gets offended by this as it's just a joke and didn't mean to sound harsh. My humor/sarcasm comes off as abrasive.

So all remember it's just for stupid fun.

No hard feelings, I hope.

[WantToBeThick]

No harm done. I love asking people hard questions like this. For me I choose girth w/ below avg length because in my PE length has been reletively easier than girth.

[SirJelqAlot]

what the fuck is Cryptorchidism????

i already voted for the cum 2 drops but be hard all the time.

SJA

[fitdude]

No offense taken! I've never liked forced choices when no one really covers my reality. If forced, I'd probably choose the girth item or the 2 drops item for reasons similar to those already posted.

[Thorne]

Cryptorchidism is testes that haven't descended yet or atrophied nuts...either or, I think.

Oh, I should also mention that PE can't affect these choices at all.
So a choice based on "I choose more girth cuz my length comes easy" or the opposite doesn't work in this strange scenario.
That's why I (and I'm guessing SirJelqAlot) chose to always have a raging hard-on. It's like the lesser of the 9 evils. But I wasn't thinking, "Well I can always take clomid or l'arginine to increase my load".

Whichever one you choose is the only feature or 'asset' of your dick that you would ever have, unfortunately.

So above average length would be like a 10" dick with a 4" girth or something and it would be funny for the opposite to be true.
A 4" length with a 10" girth. That would be crazy.

[SirJelqAlot]

lol, 4" length 10" girth, it would be sorta like the base of a tree that had been chopped down.

SJA

[Thorne]

Save the Redwoods!

[Gandolf]

I chose the one about cumming only a few drops but having constant hardons. All the other choces had something really bad about them such as premature ejaculation, small girth, small length, erection trouble, ect...I don't really care about how much cum comes out so that's how I made my choice.

[Degarmo]

I just have to say SJA.. You made me laugh like hell with the tree stump comment!!!

[romanntiko]

Originally posted by Thorne
That's cool.
I guess you have a vagina.

Thanks for not voting.

LOL! When I saw your response, I was like LOL! Thanks for the laugh

~R~

[Somnumbalist]

Sorry if it messes with the flow to revive this poll, but I couldn't resist. I'll take the one where I cum whenever anything touches my dick. And I'll also take the epitaph "Here lies a happy man."

Somnumbalist

[PC-Man]

ey fitdude!

thank you for taking it back to live!

muahahaaaa.... my choice is - no doubt about this - having intense sexual animal magnetism, but only attracting animals!!!!!

this is THE BEST, man! i'd only wish i don't attract goats... i cannot stand this evil animal...

another good option is having a tiny pointed head but a great balls... then, when you are getting into her and she says "oh! are you in? i feel nothing!" you can reply "MF! wait for the balls! i'm going to put them in, and you're gonna cry like a pig!"... as you see, the animal thing comes back... i think i choose the animal!

PC-Man

[Ihaveone]

I've tried to find the place to vote and have not been able to find it. (The place to vote that is) I say I would take any of the above, since I don't have much of any of them. I started having problems with an elrection about a year ago. So any of them would be an inprovement. Other than that, I'm happy.

[Big Al]

I've tried to find the place to vote and have not been able to find it. (The place to vote that is) I say I would take any of the above, since I don't have much of any of them. I started having problems with an elrection about a year ago. So any of them would be an inprovement. Other than that, I'm happy.

You're not able to see the poll at the top of this page?

[Ihaveone]

You're not able to see the poll at the top of this page?

Yes, I can see the poll now, don't know why I could not before. I don't remember what I voted for, it really doesn't matter, I can see that the polls show what most would like to have and that is good enough for me. Thanks for the forum, it's great to be able to come and see what most men would want to do and what the would like to do if the had what they wanted.

[iowa]

This is a really hard question. I know the advantages of the top three. I would like to have a good girth and good length. Sorry that isn't an option, so let's talk about that. It depends what they mean by small girth under choice #1. I think that an 8 or 9 inch schlong that is at least 5.5 girth is good. Obviously a 6 or 6.5 girth on a long sausage is better. I think there is a confidence in a longer schlong, so my choice would be longer, as I think I could build the girth. I am not sure that the other options are really what anyone would seriously consider. Lenght seems to be the hard thing to get. I further think that if you reach a certain lenght, 8 inches and up, the length builds length.

[iowa]

No harm done. I love asking people hard questions like this. For me I choose girth w/ below avg length because in my PE length has been reletively easier than girth.

Interesting Want to be that you have had easier length growth. That is not usual. I am the opposite, have been able to gain girth and the length is the hard part. Any advice?

[Big Al]

Interesting Want to be that you have had easier length growth. That is not usual. I am the opposite, have been able to gain girth and the length is the hard part. Any advice?

You should make stretching a priority. If you're satisfied with your girth, you can try doing "length only" routines (at least until you catch up and are propertionate to your girth). Since you'll be doing only stretches, you can work them up to 4x a week.

[iowa]

You should make stretching a priority. If you're satisfied with your girth, you can try doing "length only" routines (at least until you catch up and are propertionate to your girth). Since you'll be doing only stretches, you can work them up to 4x a week.

I am for that. Where do I find these length only routines. I will go and look. Thanks.

[Big Al]

The advanced length section starts <A HREF=http://www.forsize.com/members/htm/ap1.htm>HERE</A>.

[iowa]

Al, I started those advanced routines last night. Thanks for opening up that part of the forum for me. I can feel the stretch and soreness tonight. Also, the whole area "itches" which for me is a sign of growth and cell stress. I will continue and keep you posted. The video's are a real help as they let a person know how to do the exercises. I have been doing PE for quite a while so it is easy for me to do these exercises.

[King Dartos]

I had to take Length, But Below Average Girth, since I'm below average length and above average girth as it is. Also, I think it's far more easy for me to gain girth than length.

iowa: I get those itches too! I thought it was just me. :)

[BMU]

For me it's "Length, But Below Average Girth". A long penis looks sexy in my opinion.