You can make your dick bigger if I can have breast implants (so she says)

[Stillwantmore22]

My girl knows I've made my penis bigger in the past. She's claimed I've got the biggest dick she's seen since we first had sex. We were laying in bed after having sex a couple months ago and she was playing with my softy. She palms it, turns it on the side back and forth, looks at me and says something like "you know, I think youre as big soft as most guys are hard." I have a flaccid length of between 5 and 6" depending on body/outside temperature....and I said something to the effect of "well honestly (insert cocky sigh here) it hasnt always been that size". Her eyes got bigger and she asks me what I meant exactly. I told her how I'd stretched/squeezed it over a couple years and made it about an inch and a half longer and an inch bigger around. She didnt believe me at first but, now she does. So, anyway, she doesnt know I've been back into PE but, I have told her I'd still like to make it "a little bit" bigger (ok I'm still wanting a couple more inches of length) and she's said that I can make it bigger if I'll buy her breast implants. LOL, so I'm gonna get her her breast implants. What if your wife/girlfriend told you something like that? I personally prefer being able to PE with her knowing rather than keeping it from her especially since we live together. It just makes things a lot easier.

[SirJelqAlot]

that would mean rather that sneaking off for an hour a day, you could say "im off to PE" and she wouldnt mind, cool.

i wish it worked the same for me, but i live with male roomates, so it wouldnt quite work. although, if i introduced them to it, we could all go to our rooms at the same time and pe, thus no interruptions... hmmm, maybe, wait, nope.

SJA

[luvdadus]

I don't think that I would allow her to think that I need her "permission". She should support you because that is what you want for you and your body (she also benefits anyway). If you give her implants make it clear that it is you supporting her not buying her permission.

[Stillwantmore22]

Or MAYBE....you could buy one of them breasts??? LOL, hey man some guys are into that stuff!

[SirJelqAlot]

ummm, no. il buy a porn mag and throw it in a bedroom, that will keep them entertained, bunch of pervs. lol, im one to talk. ive got over 400MB of porn on my comp, lol, well, its for a good cause,

SJA

[Gandolf]

I'd be pissed actaully. #1, I HATE fake breasts. They are usually out of proportion, and they look and feel fake. #2, Your PE doesn't cost her (or you) anything. Why the fuck would YOU buy HER breast implants?!?

[Wt282]

Hehe, it's probably the first time she's ever heard a guy can make his penis bigger w/ exercises. She probably feels intimidated or something :D

[Gandolf]

Originally posted by Wt282
Hehe, it's probably the first time she's ever heard a guy can make his penis bigger w/ exercises. She probably feels intimidated or something :D Although the average person would tell you that PE is a bunch of shit, I would say that the vast majority of people have at least seen an add or 2 for some type of penis enlarging exercise program, pill, or device. The concept shouldn't be THAT far fetched this day in age.

[mcstrate]

what?

[dumore6]

I would tell her to go stretch and jelq her tits for 2 yrs. like you had to do.

[THE TECHNICIAN]

I agree with Luv. you don't need her permission to make your dick bigger, you didn't need it then and you don't need it now. And the same thing applies to her she don't need your permission if she wants to make her tits bigger. You and her should be doing those things for yourselfs.

[WorkingOnIt]

Well perhaps you could convince her to try more natural bust enlargment methods, such as pumping, I've heard of women getting respectable results from it.

http://www.mammaryenhancement.com/

And do some searches for some other sites, I know they exists but I can't find them at the moment.

[luvdadus]

"the only benefit of natural breast enhancement is that you save money if all you are seeking is a moderate size increase"

If their techniques are effective then they are too modest. What about not having scars and peices of plastic bags that can leak or migrate from the right spot?

[luvdadus]

I clicked a link at the bottom of your page. Apparently femalepumping.net is a paysite for vagina enhancement, seems like a bargain at 25$ compared to pay pe sites that charge 40-50$.

[Gandolf]

Originally posted by luvdadus
I clicked a link at the bottom of your page. Apparently femalepumping.net is a paysite for vagina enhancement, seems like a bargain at 25$ compared to pay pe sites that charge 40-50$. Enlarging the clit, I'm assuming?

[Big Al]

"...she's said that I can make it bigger if I'll buy her breast implants. LOL, so I'm gonna get her her breast implants."

Apples and oranges. She's GIVING YOU PERMISSION to enlarge YOUR penis if YOU BUY her breast implants(?)

[luvdadus]

that was my reaction exactly.

[Stillwantmore22]

Permission to PE?? Oh no, I'll keep at it regardless. I was doing it before the PE/breast implant thing came up.

[Gandolf]

This is just a stupid ploy to convince you to buy her fake breasts. I hate fake breasts so I would just say no. What did you tell her when she said this?