SirJelqAlot
02-21-2003, 06:38 AM
ok guys, post your best/worst jokes here, try to avoid offensive ones. heres one of my favourites that ive had on my computer for ages:
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day
complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed
up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely
backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient
2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him
10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this
week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24
hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The
patient damn near exploded!"
Suddenly they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down
the hall. "Omigod!" said the first doctor, "I just told
Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
SJA
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day
complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed
up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely
backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient
2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him
10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this
week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24
hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The
patient damn near exploded!"
Suddenly they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down
the hall. "Omigod!" said the first doctor, "I just told
Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
SJA