View Full Version : If you were a porn star, what would your on screen name be?
Stillwantmore22
02-26-2003, 08:37 AM
My top three picks:
Otis Spunkmeister (twist on the cookie brand Otis Spunkmeyer)
Ben Wang
Chuck Loadin
If my Father was hispanic and my mother was oriental, I'd have to go with-
Juan Hung Lo
dashdeming
02-26-2003, 10:38 AM
Stretch Dongstrong
luvdadus
02-26-2003, 12:13 PM
Doctor Dick
SirJelqAlot
02-26-2003, 01:25 PM
SirShagAlot
jGman61
02-26-2003, 04:43 PM
Isn't it supposed to be your first pet and the first street you lived on??? In that case mine would be Pierce Major or vice-versa.
Insane_man
02-26-2003, 05:01 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Either one is good.
Mine would be "Rush Labia" LOL
Thorne
02-26-2003, 10:57 PM
Thorne
Stillwantmore22
02-26-2003, 11:08 PM
Or, how about: Chubby O' Toole?
twatteaser
02-27-2003, 12:35 AM
When attending a porn convention ages ago I came up with a few. Not that I have the balls to use them, but please don't steal them. Who knows I might wake up with a foot long dick one day, be in shape, and break my camera shyness. So I might need them.
#4 David Cop-A-Feel <David Copperfield>
#3 H.R. Muff Stuffer <H.R. Puff-n-Stuff>
#2 Perv Griffin <Merv Griffin>
#1b P.T. Bonem <P.T. Barnum>
#1a Chew-Twatta (the Nookie Lover) <Chewbacca>
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Twat, chew ah twatah... That's too funny :)
I can see it now, you do the chewin', the girl makes all the wookie groans... :)
Who knows? Maybe we can tag team her. I'll be Prince Layah :)
J Meister
03-03-2003, 03:22 PM
J Meister
or
Dick Masterson--these movies would have an Old West theme; I think I'd look good on film as a gunslinger. (I'd carry three six-shooters, two on my belt and one in my pants.)
Guy Tare
03-03-2003, 07:55 PM
I don't know for my first or last name , but my middle name will be "Footlong"
Witch will became true if i do enough PE for the next years !;)
Storm
04-21-2003, 05:04 PM
October Storms
My first film would be entitled
The Storm...is coming
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