Indirect Advice

[pisspipe]

There's a guy I work with, a younger guy about 24-25, who's been infatuated with a young woman who works in the office complex plaza. He's a nice kid & has been after her for awhile. Well, he finally scored a date with her & was ecstatic. After a few more dates, he got her into bed where, to his horror, she giggled & said, "You feel like a pencil in me."
He was so devastated he couldn't even finish. She kept apologizing, but of course the damage was done. Needless to say, he was pretty distraught still when he told us about it at work. I wanted to help the guy, but I can't bring myself to tell anyone that I PE....so I kinda tossed out, "Well, I keep seeing those ads for natural penis enlargement on the internet." People kinda laughed, but he looked up and said, "You think those could possibly work." I said, "I don't know, why don't you try it & tell us." I tried to make a joke about him being the guinea pig, and that I'd try it if it worked for him.
Of course, I know it works....just didn't want to tip my hand that I PE, and I felt bad for the poor bastard - he's a nice kid.

[SirJelqAlot]

wow! what a bitch. nuff said!

[Gandolf]

Wow, can't believe he told you about it, I guess you could pull him aside and tell him, away from the other guys. If he was willing to tell you that she said that to him, I doubt very seriously that he would judge you. But I do understand if you don't tell him, it's not an easy thing to do.

[Gandolf]

An update, perhaps?

[pisspipe]

Originally posted by Gandolf
An update, perhaps?
Gandolf, I wanted to explain everything to him, but I couldn't - not because I didn't want to help him, but because I didn't want him to know that I'm doing this stuff.
But I felt bad for the guy & told him that "I knew a guy" kind of bullshit, and explained jelqs & stretching to him. It probably sounded dumb, but I tried to sound disinterested about it, and I certainly couldn't give him exhaustive detail about PE - or he'd obviously know that I PE.
I told him, "This guy I know learned a bunch of shit from some web sites...." and I gave him this URL & Thunder's. I said, "He claimed it made his dick bigger, and I don't think he was bullshitting, but I'm just not interested in that."
He seemed to be listening carefully.
That's about all I can say, for now.

[Gandolf]

Originally posted by pisspipe

Gandolf, I wanted to explain everything to him, but I couldn't - not because I didn't want to help him, but because I didn't want him to know that I'm doing this stuff.
But I felt bad for the guy & told him that "I knew a guy" kind of bullshit, and explained jelqs & stretching to him. It probably sounded dumb, but I tried to sound disinterested about it, and I certainly couldn't give him exhaustive detail about PE - or he'd obviously know that I PE.
I told him, "This guy I know learned a bunch of shit from some web sites...." and I gave him this URL & Thunder's. I said, "He claimed it made his dick bigger, and I don't think he was bullshitting, but I'm just not interested in that."
He seemed to be listening carefully.
That's about all I can say, for now. Hey, that was cool of you, you did your part. Hopefully he will look into it. Maybe he'll come here and read this story and know that it was you though, lol.

[romanntiko]

Originally posted by pisspipe
After a few more dates, he got her into bed where, to his horror, she giggled & said, "You feel like a pencil in me."



Ouch! I can't believe he actually spoke about that openly.

~R~