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J Meister
08-29-2001, 05:39 PM
Here are the details of my current routine, developed over the past two years of doing PE. See my post entitled "PE for Busy Professionals: My Experience" in the General Discussion section for more of my PE philosophy.
http://www.peforum.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=593
I view this to be an advanced routine and probably too much work all at once for newbies or irregular practiitoners of PE. My advice is develop a solid base before attempting this somewhat demanding, continuous routine:

I. Kegels (PC muscle exercises)

If you don't do anything else, do kegels regularly. In my opinion, a strong PC muscle is the Foundation for all other PE exercises, gives you the ability to pump more blood into your unit at will, and guarantees morning woodies almost every day.

I do continuous, varied PC muscle exercises during my 25-minute morning and evening commutes and sometimes during the day when traveling to meetings.


II. Bathroom Jelq and Stretch Routine

A. Warm Up
1. Hot Wraps--Absolutely essential to help prevent injuries. I've always hot wrapped and have never had an injury from PE. I like to soak a washcloth in hot water from the tap and wrap it around my entire package while shaving my face in the morning. I view it as a chance to multi-task. Ten minutes later my face is smooth and my snake is warm and ready to work out.

2. Jelq Pulldowns--I then load up the fingers of one hand with a dollop of Albolene. While standing in the shower stall (no water running), I take a small amount of Albolene, apply it to my snake and start to jelq and stretch my member downward to start to build a semi-erection. I use the classic thumb underneath, palm towards the floor, "OK" grip jelq stroke. I believe this is illustrated on Tom Hubbard's site. I do 25 strokes with my right hand, then 25 strokes with my left hand. Then I do 50 more 2-second pure jelq strokes with my right hand and 50 more pure jelq strokes with my left hand continuing to build a semi-erection.

<Note> I put the remaining dollop of Albolene on my upper thigh while performing the remaining exercises to have it handy and free up both hands. Alternatively, you could dip into the jar as needed. I reapply Albolene as often as necessary to keep well lubricated throughout my entire routine. Exercising "wet" has helped me to avoid injury and irritation.

B. Seated Exercises
I am fortunate to have a seat built into one corner of the shower stall that I use during this next phase of my routine.
1. Seated Jelqs--sitting on the edge of the shower seat, I continue to jelq. Only now, I alternate hands with every stroke. I jelq using one hand while placing the base of my penis between the index finger and the middle finger of the opposite hand, holding the base of my penis as if it were a cigar. I try to reach deep to the root of the penis with this cigar hold. This seems to bring out the full length of the snake to be exercised. The main purpose of the cigar hold is to pull the skin on my johnson back to minimize further foreskin stretching (I am circumcized). Remember, I alternate hands with every stroke which now lasts for 3 to 5 seconds. Again, I use the classic jelq stroke described above. It will take some practice to become skilled in resetting and alternating hands with each stroke. I believe it allows you to become ambidextrous while doing PE, thus applying equal stress with either hand at all times. My goal has always been symmetrical development. I perform 200 to 400 reps of seated jelqs, depending on time contraints.

2. Squeezes--early on in doing seated jelqs, when I start to get too hard, I stop at an even 10-rep increment, e.g. after 40 strokes, and do two sets of 30 to 50 squeezes. I grab the base of my dick in an OK grip (palm towards body) with one hand and just below the glans with the other hand in an OK grip (palm away from body) and and clamp and release with each clamp and release being one rep. I then switch hands (glans hand goes to base and base hand goes to glans) and do another set of 30 to 50 squeezes. This exercise seems to be good for building girth and a veiny, "muscular" appearance. I then resume doing seated jelqs. When I start to get too hard again, I perform another two sets of 30 to 50 squeezes, starting with the same OK grip positions I finished with the first time; again with a focus on symmetrical stress and develpment.

3. Half-jelqs--this exercise seems more effective for me than pure Ulis to promote head development. My goal has been a large mushroom head with a nice defined coronal ridge. This exercise is definitely working for me. To do half-jelqs, I grab the base of my dick with one hand in an OK grip (palm towards body) and jelq with the other hand from mid-shaft to just under the coronal ridge while kegeling at the same time. I perform 20 to 50 strokes with one hand, then 20 to 50 strokes with the other hand. I do this exercise when I again start to get too hard doing seated jelqs (after I am finished with squeezes); I stop seated jelquing at a ten stroke increment, e.g. after 100 total seated jelqs and launch into half-jelqs. This exercise seems to be most effective with an erection level of about 70% or greater. I then resume seated jelquing until I start to get too hard again, then repeat as described in this paragraph, starting with the same hand as the one I left off with.

C. Standing Exercises
The next phase of my routine is performed standing in front of a mirror, similar to bodybuilding. This serves to attack at a different angle, inspire and check progress.

1. Standing Jelqs--I next perform 50 jelq strokes in an identical manner to the seated jelqs described above, striving for a full pump, with each rep lasting about 5 seconds.

2. Standing Side-to-Side Stretching Jelqs--This exercise consists of jelquing to the side while stretching as far as possible with each stroke. With my dick being the hour hand on an analog clock, I jelq stretch out to the 4:00 position (as if I were facing and looking at the clock) with my right hand, hold the stretch for 1 or 2 seconds, and then jelq stretch out to the 8:00 position with the left hand. I perform this exercise for 50 reps, alternating hands with each rep (25 reps to each side for a total of 50). I use the cigar grip with the opposite hand while doing this exercise as well.

Unless constrained for time, I repeat C.1. and C.2 above.

Next, I do another 50 reps of C.1.

3. Opposite Grip Standing Jelqs--I next do another 50 jelqs, only this time with the other style OK grip (thumb on top, palm to ceiling) and pull straight out, perpendicular to my body, rather than downward.

Unless constrained for time, I repeat C.1. and C.3. above.

4. Maximum Pump Jelqs--to finish off the main part of my workout, I achieve an 80% or greater erection, then perform 50 to 100 more reps of C.1. above, kegeling strongly at the same time to achieve maximum pump and size. Additionally,I may throw in some standing half-jelq exercises (B.3. above) to further engorge the head.


D. Cool Down
I jump in the shower and turn the hot water on. While the hot water is heating up, I gently massage my dick and balls. I used to hot wrap at this point, but following the advice of BIB and Dance I have discontinued hot wrapping at the end of my workout. BIB's theory is that not hot wrapping causes the tissues to stay expanded longer. This seems to be the case for me as I am now hanging larger for a longer period of time after my PE routine is completed.

This entire routine, excluding the hot wraps, takes me 40 to 60 minutes to do, depending on the number of reps of seated jelqs and whether I repeat the sets of standing exercises.

Hope this will be of use to some of you.

J. Meister

aPE
09-05-2001, 04:10 PM
Wow, thanks for taking the time to tell us!
I recognize some things, like the warm-up while shaving ;)

Did you have any gains yet?
You're routine is almost identical to mine with the
execption that I do one part in the morning and one in
the evening.

Hope to hear it!

J Meister
09-05-2001, 07:46 PM
Here are my overall PE gains.

10/99
FL - varied wildly, about 3" on the average.
FG - never measured, definitely less than 4".
BPEL - 5 3/4".
EG - 4".

08/01
FL - still varies wildly, anywhere from 3" (cold or when I'm stressed) to 6" when hanging full and heavy.
FG - never measured, only the head seems dramatically bigger than it used to.
BPEL - 6 7/8".
EG - 5".

Gains from my current routine:
BPEL - from 6 1/8" to 6 7/8"
EG - from 4.5" to 5"

Currently, I am experimenting with the Power-Jelq device and deciding whether to incorporate it into my routine. I feel that I shouldn't write a conclusive review until I have more experience with it.

aPE
09-06-2001, 12:08 PM
Good gains!

The thing I always hate is if my flaccid size
is 2-3" I hope that one day it will always be 'okay'

Hey thanks for your answer and I'll post it when I gain
with my routine wich looks a lot like yours!

aPE

11-08-2001, 11:22 PM
I really like your post because I myself am a very busy professional that has little time to do this stuff correctly. I do have a question, however. I don't have any pumps or other devices to do this and was wondering if I needed to purchase it? I'm also VERY new at this and don't know a whole lot about it. All I know is that I need to do something, because my flacid size HAS to change. I'm not too worried about the erect state, it's just there are times that I'm self-concious about my non-erect state. Would it be possible to maybe take the time to share with me what all of these definitions that you are referring to are? Is there some free information on this subject matter that "newbies" would understand?

Thanks again!
MO

J Meister
11-09-2001, 01:37 PM
MO:
No need to purchase any pumps or other devices; especially starting out. The only thing you need to buy is some kind of lubricant, to use while jelquing. I like to use Albolene, others prefer cocoa butter or baby oil. You need to find what works the best for you. You need to read Dance's "Message to newcomers and vets" post at the top of the General Discussion section and the FAQ for Newbies section and Sizemeister's "PE Glossary and FAQ" post in the FAQ for Newbies section--be sure click on the link to the geocities site where Sizemaster has set up this page. Also, read Tom Hubbard's page (click on the link at the top of this board). This should your questions re. definitions and terminology. Read every post on this board to build your body of knowledge. My routine above is one of the most detailed narratives of a PE routine you will find. It should make perfect sense to you after you build a basic vocabulary in PE.

With regard to flaccid size, I understand your feelings completely. I have always been a "grower" rather than a "shower". Doing PE exercises will definitely help you hang longer, more often. There are various techniques to enhance your non-erect state when you know it will be on display. Tom Hubbard says to "give it a tug" which instantly adds length and size in the locker room. Dangleboy had a technique called the "Pocket Pull"--discretely reach through the pocket of your trousers and grab your dick with your thumb, index and middle fingers and tug downward to make your dick appear longer and fuller when you want to show it off (while still dressed). Also, trimming your pubic hair will make you appear larger and longer. See my post entitled "Groom Your Pubes Like a Playgirl Centerfold" for my grooming routine.

I recommend settling into a good routine using only your hands and seeing what kind of results you ge in six months to a year. PE is a slow process that requires motivation and dedication on your part to see results. Good luck. Don't hesitate to ask questions. The guys on this board are more than happy to help.

01-08-2002, 03:34 AM
J man,

So it's been a couple months now, what do you think about the power jelq device?

J Meister
01-09-2002, 01:07 PM
Because of the holidays and privacy issues, I've had limited PE time the last two months. Rather than take formal rest breaks like some of the guys in the PE community, I consider these times where it is difficult to PE as my rest breaks. The past two months I've been averaging 0 to 3 manual jelq workouts per week. I haven't used the Power-Jelq at all the last two months. I had been using it for a night workout when privacy issues forced me to skip my morning workout. I hope to be able to work with it more now that the new year is here, as well as experiment with Tom Hubbard's drumsticks method. As I said before in another thread, my initial impressions of the Power-Jelq is that one Power-Jelq stroke is equivalent to about 10 manual jelq strokes. It is much more intense than what you can do with your hands. Hope that helps.

J Meister
04-30-2002, 10:03 AM
In reviewing my routine that I posted last August, the only significant changes that I have made is reversing the order of the Squeezes and Half-Jelqs during the Seated Exercises phase of my routine. I now do Seated Jelqs then fill in with Half-Jelqs first and Squeezes second.

I have cut down on the volume of repetitions and increased the intensity of my exercises. That being said, I still feel that doing the volume outlined in the original routine was beneficial in building a strong foundation and building the walls of my PE house. I would still recommend it to an intermediate practitioner of PE.

The other new thing I have added is wearing a cock ring around my dick and balls and another around the base of my shaft for 30 to 45 minutes immmediately after completing my routine. This serves to prolong the pump achieved from my routine and double the engorgement time. After removing the rings, I massage cocoa butter into my shaft. At this point in my session, after 1 1/2 hours of increasing the volume of blood in my unit, I am hanging both long and girthy. Hopefully, this approach will translate into some permanent girth gains.

I have also started using a padlock for hanging. I'm hoping that the addition of the cock rings after my routine and the Bikers' Hang will help me to bust through a plateau I've been stuck on for many months.

Kamel407
05-18-2002, 05:31 AM
Interested to hear if you have had time now to test out the Power Jelq, I have purchased it along with some other things, and am about to start my journey in the next 2 weeks.

J Meister
05-20-2002, 12:43 PM
I haven't used the Power-Jelq since the end of last year. I had two years of jelquing experience with my hands before purchasing the Power-Jelq and did not have the hand strength/fatigue issues that a lot of newbies complain about. In my experience, it was much more difficult to maintain the proper erection level with the Power-Jelq than with my experienced hands. Since PE exercise time is of the essence, I didn't like the time wasted fussing with erection levels and technique inherent in using the Power-Jelq. There is a trade-off in terms of intensity of the Power-Jelq vs. the basic manual jelq stroke; however, I have found that I can equal or surpass that intensity by adding other techniqes such as the Half Jelqs, Squeezes and wearing the Cock Rings post-PE sessions.